It always seems to turn out…

So one day last week I was looking for the leather reconditioner stuff for my docs (as in Dr. Martens shoes, not word docs).  And everywhere I looked, I couldn’t find it.  I was getting so mad at myself, how could I lose this.  I even went as far as actually cleaning my room (shocking yes?). I threw some stuff away, stacked some books, etc, but I just couldn’t find the stuff.  Disgusted with myself I eventually gave up, and went to bed.  Yesterday I finally got around to actually taking the trash bag of trash out of my room, and you know what I found under the trash bag? Yeah.  That’s right, the leather conditioning stuff.

So this coming Thursday is Thanksgiving (that’s for those of you living under a rock).  Thanksgiving really isn’t a good holiday in my opinion.  Don’t get me wrong, I like that we get a couple of days off of work to watch football and eat retardedly dry turkey, but seriously I would gladly just forgo the whole holiday and just go with the days off of work.

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