Easter. A religional holiday that happens every year on a Sunday. They choose the date seemingly at random. I believe a dart board and the sacrifice of a goat are involved in choosing the date. Whatev. On this seemingly holy day, filled with chocolate covered marshmallows, chocolate rabbits, sugar coated marshmallows in the shape of bunnies and chicks, little tiny chocolate eggs, etc, we gather with our families to enjoy a hearty meal of cauliflower, potatoes, corn, and ham. If like me you don’t like ham, well then it is probably a veg holiday for you as well. You know, on Thanksgiving, we glorify the turkey, and then eat it for dinner. Why don’t we have rabbit on Easter? Yes, rabbit is very greasy, which is probably why, also a lot of people might not want to eat the cute fuzzy little bunny.
Every Easter is the same, everyone forgets that I don’t like ham (I am not to fond of pork either). It is kind of funny, as I have never liked ham and it is one of few foods that I don’t care for. Other foods I do not like include canned asparagus (I have never had fresh, so I won’t bash it), grapefruit (I just don’t like sour), and those fake packages of pre-hydrated “instant” mashed potatoes (I don’t think there is any potato in them).
I have found that every year, people try to get me to re-try the things that I don’t like. I am unsure as to the point of this. If I don’t like something, do you really think I am going to change my mind just because you want me to? It is like religion. People have different religions, but everyone universally hates it when someone of some other religion rings your doorbell at 8am on a Saturday trying to convert you. I call shenanigans on the whole thing.
Straight up, next level bullshit. 
