Studio: We now go live to our reporter on the scene, Josh how does it look out there?
Josh: Yes thats right, Josh, we are here in the greater St. Louis metro area where researchers believe they have uncovered not just proof, but confirmation of the existence of Ice-Car.
Studio: Josh, are you saying this is the legendary Ice-Car? The car that we all were told about as children?
Josh: Yes, Josh, here is famed researcher, Franco Americano, who you will remember was the leading scientist on the discovery of the geyser that shoots nothing but spaghetti-ohs. Dr. Americano, is this the fabled Ice-Car?
Dr. Americano: Our early tests indicated that this may indeed be Ice-Car.
Josh: How do we know that this isn’t just another prank of someone trying to get famous by dumping snow on his car?
Dr. Americano: That’s just not possible, the sheer amount of snow and ice would crush a normal car.
Josh: Interesting, doctor, what our your next steps?
Dr. Americano: Well, there is clearly some snow covering Ice-Car, we are going to attempt to remove some of it, and try to get a better idea of the actual size of Ice-Car. But first, I’m going back to my trailer to warm up, my meatballs are freezing.
Josh: LOL, To recap, Josh, this could be world renown, Ice-Car. We will keep you posted. This is Josh, reporting live from here. Josh back to you.
Studio: Wow, thats interesting stuff. That was Josh reporting to us live from where he is. When we come back more on Ice-Car
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Studio: Welcome back, we have been reporting to you about the recent find of the legendary Ice-Car. We once again go live to super-reporter already on the scene, Josh. Josh, can you catch us up?
Josh: Thanks Josh. Just moments ago we learned that scientists have found what they believe to be the fabled Ice-Car. Here is the lead of the excavation team, Chef Boyardee. Chef, what can you tell me.
Chef: Ah, I speaka no Englisha. Would you like some ravioli?
Translator: He says he doesn’t speak English, and wants to know if you want some ravioli.
Josh: Oh yes, some ravioli would be nice. What cat he tell us about the actual dig?
Translator to Chef: Whato can you-o tell0 us abouto this digo?
Chef: Yeso, we have managedo to removeo about half of the snow coveringo the Ice-Car. Oh.
Translator: He says that the ravioli will be here shortly.
Josh: Um. Okay, back to you Josh.
Studio: That was Josh reporting live from the scene of the uncovering of Ice-Car. Wow, other anchor person also named Josh, its very interesting don’t you think?
Other anchor person also named Josh: Yes it really is. Why would they get the ravioli guy to excavate something of this level of importance?
Studio: Now now, he is maybe one of the most respected research excavators that also make pasta. In other news, its fucking cold outside. Well thats all we have time for today. We will continue to bring you breaking news throughout the day on the uncovering of Ice-Car.
Straight up, next level bullshit. 
